green78: (Femshep)
This seems to have applied to me a LOT lately, so I figured I'd start a list. Got some more to add? Leave a comment! I can't POSSIBLY be the only one with this dilemma.

YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MASS EFFECT WHEN...
(I.E., I so need a life)


- Someone says "with all due respect" and you hear "kiss my ass."

- When you get stuck behind a truck in traffic, the first thing that comes to mind is the Shepard/Liara banter in the Lair of the Shadow Broker car chase ("Truck." "I know." "Truck!" "I know!" "AHHH!" "There we go." "You're enjoying this." ... "Truck!" "Again?!?"). The fact that you remember the entire conversation is another indicator (though this helps).

- You fondly refer to the downright impossible traffic circle near your house as "The Omega 4 Relay."

- Someone pisses you off so much that you really want to hit them with a biotic shockwave...then remember you don't really have biotics.

- You pass Horizon Dr. every weekend on the way to and from work and you still think of the colony first.

Any others?

May 2014

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11 121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags